Accessories

If you’re too insecure to advertise your conspiratorial beliefs on your clothing, you can always find refuge in your accessories. A Mac is always cooler than a PC loaded with Windoze, but you can make it cooler still with a simple conspiracy sticker.

Cell phones are also awesome devices for promoting conspiracy. If you really want to be cool buy a Huawei smart phone – the one Donald Trump tried to destroy.

Accessories